Family Reunion - Prelude

So, everyone keeps asking me, "You're such a great guy Conner!" ...Well, that's more of a statement. What they really ask me is, "What was your family like to raise you into the gentle, kind, and modest raccoon that you are today?" ...Okay, so no one's really asked that -yet-, but it's bound to happen at some point, right? Anyway, I thought I might try my hand at drawing up a little series of pics that might shed a little light on my so-called 'family'.

Y'see, for the longest time, I thought I had spent the first twenty years of my life with my parents and younger brother and sister in a quaint little town, learning all the things a good kid is supposed to learn. Turns out that in reality, I had spent the first year of my life being grown in some kind of bio-tank, my head getting plugged full of false memories to hide all the other junk that was getting put in there. Yeah, I'm artificial and only two (Three this upcoming Dec. 4th. Yay for me?).

Well, here's a scene from my not too distant past, even though I don't really remember it. That's me in the tank, of course. The guy with the glasses and bird's nest hairdo is Uncle, the scientist who headed the Cataclysm project at Brella Labs. To the right and left of him are his 'children', my 'cousins', who were also home-grown, John and Sarah. Boy, they love Uncle. Can't say I really say the same, which is why he had them try and kill me later on, but that's a story for another pic, eh? Enjoy the reminicience-ness... ity... Stuff.