Ever see a raccoon fly?
You're not likely to, either. Race Raccoon and I are firmly grounded procyons, we! He suggested I dress as Dumbo, but it took me a while to find a Timothy mouse outfit that would fit him, and even then it barely made it through the night! The nice thing about trick-or-treating with a raccoon fourteen feet tall, though, is that if anyone tries to pass out rolls of pennies or fruit instead of candy, Race gets to have a treat, himself! Man, what a haul! It's a good thing those elephant pants had elastic suspenders!
And don't forget, if you have an idea for a costume you'd like to se me in, post it here or send me a note (one suggestion per person per day, please!). You can keep voting for the same costume, or vote for a different costume every day. If I pick your idea at random from the list, I'll invite you along to join me, but I'll get to pick -your- costume.
So join the fun, and let's get some candy!