"More like thunder -thighs-, right? Hahahaha!"
"Uh, right. Haha, eheh..."
"Hahaha But seriously, you need to hit a gym before you accidentally sit on someone."
I'm not -that- fat, am I? I've just been enjoying the holiday to its fullest, that's all! And here I thought when I took SmoreFlambe's suggestion to dress up like Liono, I'd look all rugged and heroic. But when someone like Alex, who can probably crush concrete blocks between her thighs, tells you it looks like you've -eaten- concrete, well... it puts a damper on your ego! But I won't let that stop me from trick or treating right up to the 31st! Even if I -do- accidentally sit on someone!
And don't forget, if you have an idea for a costume you'd like to see me in, post it here or send me a note (one suggestion per person per day, please!). You can keep voting for the same costume, or vote for a different costume every day. If I pick your idea at random from the list, I'll invite you along to join me, but I'll get to pick -your- costume.
So join the fun, and let's get some candy!
"And just look at this gut! It's huge! And soft... and... so squishy... Hmm..."
"Um, Alex, you can stop poking my stomach now? Alex...?"